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Bring On the Fall!

Maybe it's just us, but this seems like the longest summer in, well, FOREVER! We're seriously missing all the action with Tim Riggins, Dr. Suresh, Ned the Pie Maker, and the rest of our (hot) TV friends. This was a longer summer than usual for some shows, like "Dirty Sexy Money," because the Writers' Strike cut their previous season short; for others, it just seems ... long enough!

In any event, we have all the premiere info on your favorite shows, and we're gonna tell you exactly when Claire Bennet and all the others are going to rescue us from the Rerun Doldrums. Check out our totes handy photo gallery HERE for all the info! ...Full Article

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Mary-Kate Olsen is Off the Hook

"Why did Heath Ledger's masseuse call Mary-Kate Olsen first?" is a question that has just secured its place on the grassy knoll of pop culture mysteries.

The Associated Press reports that federal prosecutors will not investigate how Heath obtained the prescriptions which contributed to his accidental overdose in January. Earlier this week, rumors circulated not only that an inquiry was on, but that MK -- a friend of the late Ledger -- was demanding immunity before she would discuss his death with law enforcement officials.

Heath was found dead on January 22, having overdosed on a variety of medications including painkillers, anti-anxiety meds, and sleeping pills. His body was discovered by a masseuse, who called Mary-Kate three times before dialing 911.

A lawyer for pint-sized mogul MK says his client told the feds she "does not know the source ...Full Article

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Vive La Man-Skirt!

"Men in Black," "Men in Trees" ... and now, "Men in Skirts"? That's the name of a group of French activists -- actually, it's "Hommes en Jupe" in the language of love -- who are standing up for the right of men to free their lower limbs from the tyranny of the trouser.

The knee-baring crusaders are based in Poitiers, in the west of France, and their fearless leader is a 39-year-old government employee, Dominique Moreau ("hmm"-worthy factoid: Dominique can be either a man's or a woman's name). He said in London's Guardian newspaper: "Today, millions of men around the world wear skirts, like the sarong in Asia or the djellaba in Africa, without being bothered. Why not us?" But the question that's still bugging us is not so much "why not?" as "pour quoi"? Why on Earth would men want to wear skirts? Do they have a burning desire to inflict hairy, bony shins upon the ...Full Article