Bling Bling!

So we get why Tina (Andrea Evans) went to all that trouble for those Crown Jewels of Mendorra, and why Cain (Christopher Cousins) risked decapitation to make off with them. Have you seen 'em? Serious bling. Like, Snoop Dogg 's name is written all over these puppies.

Let us tell you: When seeing them up close, these jewels are just as impressive as they appear onscreen. They were made by a company called Fantasia by DeSerio, Inc. Which is a totes glamorous name. Anyway, did you know all the pieces the show used were custom made? They took six weeks to create!

Poor Cain, though. He jumped out of the plane thinking he'd made a clean break with these beauties -- but Tina, being Tina, is one step ahead of him. The clever minx put them in David Vickers's (the dog, not the human) coat. But then David Vickers (the human, not the dog) gave the pooch to some nuns. That's gonna be a very rich convent ...

We hope Tina gets to dress up in a nun's habit -- cuz it'll mean things are getting zany. When soap folk dress like nuns, "zany" is the only word that applies.

Would you wear the Mendorran crown jewels?