Transferring Your "Passions"

"Passions," that insane, hilarious, fun, romantic, energetic, slightly (OK, very) bizarre, supernaturally inspired soap, breathes in and out for the last time on August 7. We are gonna miss this show. We mean, it was kind of TV at its most brilliant. At times it was SO ridiculous, it was like really avant garde art. They should show it at the Guggenheim. It actually makes more sense than some stuff we've seen there ...

Anyhoo, we like to focus on the positive here at SOAPnet.com -- so we've thought about all the ways "Passions" fans can continue to get their fix once the show goes to wherever a show that features serial killing hermaphrodites goes. Check out our slideshow for all the ways you can feed your addiction in other places.

As a final farewell to "Passions," here are our top five favorite moments/stories:

1) Precious the Orangutan's romantic fantasies about Luis (Galen Gering)

2) The friendship between Tabitha (Juliet Mills), a witch, and her living doll, Timmy (the late Josh Ryan Evans)

3) Luis is saved from psycho Beth (Kelli McCarty) by a cadre of Roman lesbians

4) The demons of Hell taking over the Bennett house in a bid to kill Charity (Molly Stanton)

5) Gwen, Ethan, and Theresa (then Natalie Zea, Travis Shuldt, and Lindsay Hartley) randomly bursting out into the "Passions" theme song while Theresa was in labor.

OMG -- there are so many more! What are your favorite "Passions" moments?