"One Life to Live": Sneak Peek!

We want to spread the love at SOAPnet.com; we know what's happening next week on "One Life to Live" and just HAVE to share. Here's a sneak peek:

Down in Virginia Beach, Starr's (Kristen Alderson) fallen down some stairs and Cole's (Brandon Buddy) got a concussion thanks to Todd (Trevor St. John) channeling the Incredible Hulk. Starr's rushed to the hospital, where Blair (Kassie DePaiva) learns of her daughter's pregnancy. This is mama bear Blair we're talking about, so Pregnant Daughter + Overly Controlling Todd = P-I-S-S-E-D. So what does she do? Changes the locks and kicks Todd out!

Meanwhile, Gigi (Farah Fath) objects to Rex and Adriana's (John-Paul Lavoisier and Melissa Fumero) marriage. Go, Gigi! Adriana takes to this about as well as someone getting their limbs hacked off, so a good old-fashioned catfight breaks out. Then Brody (Mark Lawson) shows up. So ... does the truth about Rex being Shane's (Austin Williams) baby daddy come out? That, you'll have to see for yourself! What we're most fascinated by, though, is that Dorian's (Robin Strasser) hair maintains perfection throughout the hubbub. Have you ever noticed how awesome Dorian's hair is?

David (Tuc Watkins) is threatening to spill the truth that Jared's (John Brotherton) not a Buchanan -- unless he and Natalie (Melissa Archer) pay boku bucks (oh, David, if only you knew YOU were the real Buchanan). Desperate, Jared knocks out David and keeps him captive in the Buchanan stables. Cut to: Clint (Jerry verDorn), about to walk in. Did we mention David's in a Speedo the entire time?

R.J. (Timothy D. Stickney) lives! Our favorite dreadlocked sorta-criminal resurfaces and wants Lindsay (Catherine Hickland) back. She's not having it; Bo (Robert S. Woods) is her beau. So R.J. threatens to expose her secrets (you know, the whole I-faked-insanity-to-get-out-of-a-murder-charge) and heads straight over to Nora (Hillary B. Smith).

We purposefully left out the details about the big car accident in Angel Square because it's just too good.

What are you most excited for next week?