No Posh for the Boys

Apparently, getting to undress David Beckham every night isn't enough to guarantee success in the world of men's fashion. Victoria Beckham was hoping to expand her dVb line into men's jeans, but stores aren't having any of it -- at least, not for now.

The UK tabloid This Is London says: "The former Spice Girl was set to launch the new dVb line at Kitson boutique in Los Angeles but it has now been pushed back until next year." The fact that Vic upset Kitson owner Fraser Ross back in March when she refused to promote her women's line probably doesn't help her cause.

Poor Posh. The chance to flog boys' jeans could have been the one tiny ray of light in a life of struggle and misery. Now she has nothing to alleviate the tedium of counting her millions, organizing her shoes alphabetically by designer, and admiring David's six-pack. We should all keep her in our thoughts and prayers.

How would you feel about your man wearing Posh's jeans?